Top Ten Flat Chested Celebrities

Complex magazine, always at the forefront of taste and class, created a list for the hottest celebrity members of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee. Here we share... KEIRA KNIGHTLEY • Washboard abs and washboard chest. Guess the Pirates of the Caribbean stole the booty and the boobies. GRACE PARK • Your know our cover girl’s got skills when she can exude this much sex appeal without the excess cleavage. ANNALYNNE MCCORD • Good thing there’s nothing for you to get caught staring at because the 90210 star looks like she slaps hard. OLIVIA MUNN • Our homegirl Olivia proves that girls can be super sexy without super twos. FREIDA PINTO • Her chest is slummin’ but she still looks slammin’! KRISTEN BELL • Fanboys don’t care that she has small chimichangas and we don’t either. NATALIE PORTMAN • She was rockin’ the birdchest and the buzzcut yet we still want to wife her. Wait, is that a pause? ALICIA KEYS • We like her small boobs because we don’t think we can handle much more than those thighs and that ass. Damn. SASHA GREY • Fuck outta here with Jenna Jameson-style silicone. Our favorite porn star keeps it au natural. Want to know who's number one, OF COURSE YOU DO, CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT. LINK LOVE: http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/38916574.html