Pugh's Tutus, Lagerfeld Says Sorry to Adele with Chanel and Ryan Gosling Saving the World One Woman at a Time

- Called it. Leonard has confirmed the exit of Maxime Simoens. I knew I couldn't trust that Simoens as far as I could throw him. Which would be pretty far, he seems rather willowy. Let the Dior speculation continue! [WWD, sub req'd] - Gareth Pugh's costumes for the Royal Opera House production of the ballet Carbon Life -- which also features music by Mark Ronson -- and it's safe to say this is not your traditional tutu. Which is perhaps the only safe thing about this. [Telegraph] - While American Apparel is too salacious for the Brits, David Beckham is only "mildly sexual." There may be a few million ladies who'd beg to differ. [Vogue UK] - Karl Lagerfeld may have sent Adele a few "I'm sorry" Chanel handbags after calling her "a little too fat." In other news, Karl Lagerfeld called me a "tawdry skank." I'll take my apology in couture. [The Cut] - Tranny, get your gown! Disqualified and disgraced transgendered beauty queen Jenna Talackova may be allowed to compete in the Miss Universe Canada pageant after all. [Styleite] - Unofficial sexiest man alive Ryan Gosling allegedly saved some crazy lady journalist with a pink wig -- that somehow factors into the story -- from getting hit by a taxi. [Celebitchy] - The trailer for Whitney Houston's final film has hit the interwebs prompting the all-important question: where's the goddamn posthumous Oscar? [MTV]