Lady Gaga Reveals Name of Her Blood & Semen Infused Perfume

Attention Little Monsters! Mother Monster has bestowed a name upon the one celebrity perfume we're seriously excited about. One year ago, Lady Gaga set out to make a fragrance that smells like "blood and semen".  And now that work is complete. Though admittedly (and proudly), Gaga reports, "Actually the perfume smells like an expensive hooker." Just guess the name.... ......And the perfume is called: MONSTER! Perfect, no? Much like Lady Gaga in general, the perfume's title is spot on. What else could her Little Monsters possibly douse them(our)selves with? That girl is monster, m-m-m-monster. And now we can wear it. "I wanted to extract sort of the feeling and sense of blood and semen from molecular structures, so that's where [the rumours] came from, and that is in the perfume but it doesn't smell like that," explains Lady Gaga. Now, may we all smell like a Government Hooker.

[My Fashion Life]