FAIL: My Guess is Fat is Better Than Muscle. [Video]

I'm not sure if this the goal of all dudes who spend hours in the gym everyday, but if you really wanted titties you could just get a boob job. Seriously, Spanish dude who is making all of us look bad by playing old as techno and getting tribal tattoos, you're a total fail. I hope the dude who's fucking you enjoys your rock hard double d's cause I can't imagine any girl who'd be okay with you having bigger chesticles than she has. Video after the jump.